my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life



So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

That is a whale shark.




I miss you so much little buddy.

A message from Anonymous
(hey so i think you're super cool so im going to ask you 1000 or so questions) whats your job? whats your favorite color? what kind of movies do you like? whats the last good movie you saw? what about tv shows? or games tell me about the games you like, whats your favorite bands? tell me about your dream guy? you play any instruments? tell some of your favorite jokes, what pets do you have? whats your favorite food? tell me some cool stories from when you were little? are you seeing anyone?

woah, uhhh holy shit!

I work at a Vet Clinic and take care of puppies and kitties all day. I really like any shade in the blue-green spectrum. I like a lot of movies, I dunno if I could ever pinpoint a specific genre. Love dem animes tho. I watched war of the worlds last night. I don’t keep up on TV shows much but non-anime ones are like, game of thrones etc. and other than that dumb childrens cartoons. I LOVE Okami. I’m a huge fan of the Final Fantasy series. Love Zelda a shit ton. Harvest Moon. the DMC series + Bayonetta. I play a ton of online games (i might start ff14) right now league is probably the primary one. I’ve cycled through so many mmo’s over the years. Also Magic the Gathering. My favorite bands change like a god damn gust of wind. It’s whatever I’m in the mood for at the time. Lately I’ve been jamming to a lot of Converge, Fiona Apple, MCR, Thrice’s Alchemy Index, Third Eye Blind, Misfits, the list goes on pretty long from here but uhhh… I can’t really pick a favorite. Changes way too often. I’ve never had a dream guy. Like, that entire concept never made much sense to me. Nobody could ever POSSIBLY meet a standard I create in my head and that’s kind of lame to try and put that kind of pressure on somebody to be like that. If I had a mold a guy together though, I dunno… I like musicians. And I’ve always been into guys that look like they’ve just had a line of cocaine. I’m really not picky though. I’ve totally tried playing SO MANY instruments before I lose my inspiration to keep learning. I’ve so far been best at woodwinds. I played flute in band and I pick up on my dumb ocarina of time replica pretty well. I like jokes with subtle things thrown into the sentence. Like this one comedian makes fun of girls who flock like goats by making goat noises after she talks. Quick wit cracks me up. I pretty much laugh at everything though. It’s not hard to make me laugh. I have a cat right now, planning on adopting a kitten soon. My step mom has a pitbull and she’s adorable and I love her. If anybody ever takes me out to a diner they would probably guess I’m getting fish and chips because i’m a predictable asshole who doesn’t venture out. I love chicken parmesan tho. Cool stories when I was little… uhhh… I remember having three little kittens we rescued. I named them Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The way the house was set up in the living room, I could hide in the corner between the couches under the coffee table and cover it with blankets. I made them a nest and spent the night with them. Another one, during the summer I’d hang out with my friends Taylor and Luke and we’d have beanie baby fights in Luke’s basement while blasting the Space Jam song on repeat all fucking night and then his dad would make us chocolate milkshakes. fuck yeah. I am seeing somebody! He’s wonderful.

Thanks a bunch!! 

Reminders of Then
Kimya Dawson
take me down to the cellar
all around, i see reminders of then