"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic"
i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you